| PLAYER |
REASON(S) THEY QUALIFY FOR THE WALL |
| Barry Switzer(Now Ex-Coach Switzer, guess he just didn't sell enough drugs) |
- For his pathetic 6-10 team.
- For his lame brain "We did it, we did it, we did it!" when
accepting the Lombardi trophy at the end of Super Bowl 30.
- For carrying a hand gun in his bag as he tried to pass security at
DFW airport. Not that we can blame him, afterall he does have to
associate with convicted criminals all day long.
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| Cowboys Fans |
- For always wanting to know why people pick on the Cowboys (Well Derrr!)
- For always emailing me and saying that my spelling is incorrect....newsflash fools:
Not every country in the world uses that redneck dribble that Cowboys fans call English. To
cater to a world wide audience I use the Queen's English in this page.
|
| Troy Aikman |
- Chews Tobacco (Yuk)
- Treats black players harsher than white ones
- Blames team problems on Barry Switzer that he used to get into U.C.L.A
- Claims to be the best in his position but only has rings to show for it.
- Only cares to use the Superbowl to say he is the best.
|
| Michael Irvin |
- For taking drugs and hanging out with sleazy women that were neither his wife or sisters (We sure hope they weren't his sisters! Eeeek).
- For allegedly (good enough for me) holding a gun to a girl's head whilst his fellow team mate Erik Williams raped her
(Nice guy....NOT)
- For shooting dead three police officers during a drug raid on a brothel he was visiting (well it may not actually be true right now but I bet this comment will save me having to type in the latest Cowboys news in a few weeks time).
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| Leon Lett |
- For celebrating a touchdown before He was in the end zone in Blooper Bowl 27 and having Don Beebe bat the ball out of his hand.
- For touching the "live" ball after the blocked field goal and costing Dallas the game against Miami on Thanksgiving in 1993.
- For taking drugs and getting suspended for four weeks.
- For taking drugs again and getting suspended for a full year.
- For guaranteeing that he will add to this list in the future just by behaving as himself (stupid).
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| Deion Sanders |
- For wearing more jewelry than Mr T.
- For being a good football player.....and telling everyone about it!
- For wearing Lett's number on his helmet after his suspension and getting fined for it...gee your a good role model Deion!!
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